Final Final Friday

So this is supposed to be a blog right? Where I've developed cool schedules and names for scheduled posts, like Topic Tuesdays and today's Final Friday, right? I'm sooo cool I can use alliteration. BAM! And onomatopoeia. And I had to look up how to spell that, because while I am an English major (hiatus), I don't have a stick up my butt (most of the time).

What is this post about? Should this be something controversial like abortion or civil rights? Yes. Yes it should be about that according to my original blog format idea. In fact, this post is about abortion. I'm aborting this baby right now because I don't think I can take care of it and nurture it. Time to kill it in its youth.

But don't worry! My fetus is a phoenix and something amazing will rise from its ashes!

(If this blog represents a fetus and the fetus is a phoenix and phoenixes rise from the ashes of dead phoenixes, then a new fetus, or new blog, will rise from the ashes of this one past.)

(I feel like I'm now winded after saying all of that, and all I did was type it.)

You see. This format is more fun. "Random Musings of My Ever-twitching Fingers." That's what this is and I love it. There will be times when I talk about things like abortion and do research on history for the elections and current world affairs, but to be honest I'm not in the mood and I don't feel like doing that crap every waking moment. I thought it was a good idea. It was. It was a great idea. I did not execute well, alas I have committed. Some posts may have been half-"arsed", but I committed. I am figuratively patting myself on the back. I think I have done a decent job, albeit a poor one as well. I am a growing boy and I will learn as I go.

This was only a test anyway. Truly it was a success. Look at all I've done? I've done so much in one month. (I originally wanted to call it Blogtober, but I found out that's been done before... a million times.)

This post is my transition to November's new blog. The one where I cut out the alliteration nonsense and write what I feel like writing. Whatever flows. Not this stop and go crap. And my so-lame-it's-a-shame vlogs I was posting. I actually still want to do those. But I'm no Vlogbrother. Gotta lot o' learnin' to do.

I could do this forever. For realz. Talkitytalktalk(type).

I've been posting DAILY. I should probably chill da fuk out. Especially with this current event stuff. So difficult to do when there is really nothing to talk about but every once in a while. As of right now, my new format will look something like this:

• Mondays: Weekly Blog/Discussion (so you can get it early and last you the week)
• Wednesdays: Creative Writing/Featured Content [because Weekly Wednesday worked so well (alliteration unintended)]
• Fridays: ... (I was going to do current events, but they're so boring to read and so boring to do... I'll come up with something fun)

I think three days a week is perfect. And I will certainly post more than three times a week because this format gives me more unscheduled freedom. I'll have three scheduled posts and then any unscheduled post whenever I feel like it. Sounds fun. I'm excited.

Do you see the difference between how much I've written here compared to how much I've written on other posts? Yeah. Way better this way.